E City Snowflakes

E City Snowflakes

Earlier this month, Great Falls held its annual 4th of July parade. As usual, Republicans, Democrats, and
many individual candidates marched with signs vying for votes and support. A new message was present
this year as well- a demand for Reproductive Rights. Around 50 Great Falls citizens carried Pro-Choice
signs and peacefully marched to demand bodily autonomy. Unlike the graphic and misleading Pro-Life
signs showing dead babies, the Democrats kept it classy. Signs did not contain graphic images or
profanity.


Unsurprisingly, E-City beat took offense to this peaceful demonstration. But what exactly IS E-city beat?
Wonderful question. It’s an extremist political blog that likes to pretend it’s legitimate journalism. Run
by Phil Faccenda, local architect and hatemonger, and Rick Tryon. E-City Beat constantly harasses both
public figures and private citizens alike. This objectionable behavior is made more concerning
considering one of the extremists behind the keyboard, Rick Tryon, is also a city commissioner.
In response to the parade demonstration, they published a tenuous argument that the parade was not
an appropriate venue to protest. Perhaps Phil and Rick need a reminder of American history? The 4 th of
July celebrates the United States’ independence from Britain. Facing unfair conditions from their
government, revolutionaries first launched a protest (remember the Boston Tea Party?) before later
declaring Independence. The celebration itself honors fighting back against government tyranny.
Peacefully exercising our 1 st Amendment right seems a befitting tribute indeed to the ideology of
Freedom.


(Please note that July 4 th itself is problematic, ignoring both Indigenous Genocide, slavery, and the
alarming and outdated definition of who our Founding Fathers considered a person. But that discussion
merits a much longer article. Today we’re just gonna cover the blatant hypocrisy of anti-protest
sentiments).


Far more questionable than any protest is the conduct of E City Beat in both their writing and their
online response to pushback. After attempting to downplay the number of participants, claiming only a
dozen or so were present, E City was quick to block and delete comments from anyone that disagreed
with them. In typical bully fashion, E City Beat’s authors continually target Great Falls citizens, but whine
and cry when anyone calls them out on it.


These scared little men are becoming increasingly fragile. Although many comments were indeed about
the content of the article, E City posted the included screenshot threatening permanent bans for those
that disagree with them. Quite funny, considering the blogs history of targeting both public figures and
private citizens alike and engaging in “childish” name-calling themselves.


In honor of the growing citizenry finding themselves blocked by Phil Faccenda and Rick Tryon, we’re
starting a new re-occurring segment. We at WTF would never encourage the kind of bullying we see
from right-wing hate blogs. However, if you’ve made a perfectly valid comment and it got you blocked,
be sure to screenshot, and message for the chance to receive your own “I pissed off ECB” Club Member
pin. Haven’t been blocked but would like to share your experience or opinion of E City Beat with us? Hit
us up! You could be featured on “E- City Beat Watch.”

City Sues Church for Helping the Homeless

City Sues Church for Helping the Homeless

Once again some of Great Falls’ most prominent pseudo-Christians are leading the charge against First United Methodist Church. The church’s offense? Allowing homeless people to exist on their property. Even worse, the church has allowed homeless people to shelter themselves from Montana’s weather in tents. The latter is simply too much for some of the God-fearing folks on the city commission. They want their homeless people quietly unhoused, and without any shelter whatsoever. Why would anyone need a tent in this temperate paradise anyway?
Rather than addressing poverty, increasing affordable housing, or creating a low-barrier shelter, the city sees fit to spend our money on a lawsuit that very likely violates the First Amendment. For those in the cheap seats, the First Amendment says:

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibit the free exercise thereof; or abridging freedom of speech, or of the press; or of the right of the people to peaceably assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

Now before folks start screaming about CRIME! DRUG USE! And SCARY HOMELESS PEOPLE! Please remember that crime of any kind is not allowed on First United Methodist Church property. The homeless in the church parking lot are subject to the same criminal laws we all are, and the church has never tried to argue otherwise. Nor is this lawsuit in regard to those concerns. The city is going after the church using zoning rules, in an attempt to claim that those tents themselves are illegal.

I, for one, am doubtful that the petty crusade of commissioners like Tryon to further displace the homeless trumps the Supremacy Clause and the First Amendment. Rather, the city is opening themselves up to significant liability and the possibility of a costly counter-lawsuit. I can’t help but wonder what kind of resources we could provide for our unhoused community members if we chose to spend our money on harm reduction measures rather than suing one of the only churches in town that genuinely serves the poor.

If you’re a Christian out there pondering “What would Jesus do” take it from your friendly local Atheist, taking tents away from the homeless is NOT the answer.

The Gay Agenda: Pride Edition

The Gay Agenda: Pride Edition

Pride Month is upon us and rainbow capitalism is at its finest. For 30 sunny days every June stores are suddenly swathed in rainbow. Companies are inundating our socials with messages or equality and love.
Visibility is incredibly important, but remember dear readers that Pride was a riot. In the spirit of love, equality, and Queer joy, consider ditching that overpriced rainbow hoodie from Walmart and  supporting your local LGBTQ+ community instead.

Here’s your guide to Pride happenings in Great Falls:

June 11- Pride Picnic! 11am at Gibson Park. BYOP (Bring your own picnic basket!)
June 12- Pride Worship 7pm Gibson Park. Join the opening and affirming GF churches to celebrate Pride. Hosted by Central Christian Church
June 19- Pride Night at Centene Stadium. 4:00pm. Join the Great Falls LGBTQ+ Center for the city’s very FIRST Pride Night with the Great Falls Voyagers. Tickets available at the GF LGBTQ+ Center for $10.
June 24- TOTALLY GAY! 80s Prom. Hosted by the GF LGBTQ+ Center, the annual gala is a crucial fundraising event for the Center, helping keep the doors open for another year. Featuring local catering, local performers, a dj, and plenty of dancing! Tickets available here:
June 25- Pride Patio Party 8pm at the Kellergeist. Featuring music by DJ Nosight. No cover charge!

Local Media Misreports Reverend Wakeley’s Departure

Local Media Misreports Reverend Wakeley’s Departure

Who Needs Truth When You Can Sensationalize?

Earlier this week, KMON Radio decided to share “BREAKING NEWS” about the transfer of Reverend Jeff Wakeley to a new church. Rather than do any research or follow basic tenants of journalism, KMON opted to sensationalize this transfer.  KMON wrote that they were “unable to confirm” if the transfer was related to the city’s pending lawsuit against First United Methodist Church for helping the homeless. (That sentence is astounding, no matter how many times I type it).  It appears a basic google search is outside of the investigative tools of KMON.  A quick look at the Mountain Sky Conference shows dozens of upcoming transfers. In fact, four-year transfers are the norm. Far from “breaking news,” this transfer is routine. Despite being provided this information, KMON has yet to update their post to reflect the truth of the matter. Perhaps KMON is more concerned with Likes than accuracy? Come on, KMON. You can do better than this.

Women Win Big in Democratic Primary

Women Win Big in Democratic Primary

A mere 19 votes decided the House District 23 primary last night. Establishment candidate Brad Hamlett lost out to candidate Melissa Smith. The city’s only Democrat primary race was an incredibly close call. Hamlett previously served in the State Senate from 2009 – 2017. Hamlett appears to have neither a website nor a current facebook page. Perhaps Hamlett was relying on his name recognition to breeze through the 2022 primary. Whatever the strategy, Hamlett lost out to Smith receiving 300 votes to Smith’s 319.
Other big winners of the night include Democrat Monica Tranel for Montana’s 1st District House seat. Tranel beat out primary opponents Cora Neumann and Tom Winter, garnering 34.853 (65%) votes. Representing Democrats for the 2nd District House seat, Penny Ronning won with 20,017 (58%) votes, beating out Skylar Williams and Mark Sweeney. Although Sweeney passed away before the election, his name remained on the ballot. Shockingly, some Democrats encouraged others to still vote for Sweeney, thus allowing the Democrats to call a convention. All respect to the friends and loved ones of Sweeney, but suggesting folks vote for a dead man rather than the living female candidate or Indigenous candidate was not a good look for Democrats. Ronning now faces a tough battle against incumbent and seditionist Matt Rosendale.
Moving into the general election in November, Democrats will need big turn-out to flip Montana back to its previous-purple splendor. Congratulations to last night’s winners!
All election results taken from: electionresults.mt.gov